About Us

For people owned by cats

We make tees for the gloriously obsessed.

Cat Glare started the way most good things do: a cat sat on a laptop, refused to move, and someone said fine, I’ll just design t-shirts then. One nap-interrupted afternoon later, here we are — a small home for funny, vintage and quietly unhinged cat tees.

Wearing a My Therapist Has Whiskers tee with a tabby cat

Why we do this

Your cat already runs the house. The least we can do is put them on a really good shirt.

Every design is drawn with a wink — the 3am zoomies, the judgmental stare, the unshakeable conviction that the keyboard is a bed. If you have ever apologised to a cat, you are one of us.

The shirts themselves

We print on Gildan 64000 Softstyle — ringspun cotton, mid-weight, genuinely soft rather than stiff, in a relaxed unisex fit that runs true to size.

Each tee is printed to order in the USA, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets made that nobody wanted. We ship internationally, and if it is not right you have 30 days to change your mind, exchanges included.

XS – 5XL

every design, every size

Printed to order

never mass produced

Made in the USA

shipped worldwide

Wearing a Professionally Ignored by My Cat tee

Join the clowder

A group of cats is called a clowder. That is roughly what we are building here — people who came for a joke about being ignored and stayed because the shirt was actually nice.

Pull up a sunbeam. Find one that makes you grin.

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For people owned by cats.